The Accomplishment list for Valve’s zombie-braining sequel Left 4 Dead 2 has been revealed, bringing with it verification of the yet-to-be-official campaigns, Hard Rain and Dead Center. The Achievements also make mention of brand new items, which I will now spoil for you all (so stop reading if you’re one of those “SPOILARZ” bitches).

First of all, there seems to be some sort of new weapon called the Boomer Bile Bomb. While no details are given, one would assume it works very similar to the Antlion pods in Half-Life 2, with Survivors throwing them to lure away the infected. A defibrillator is also mentioned — a new way to bring back lost allies?

If you don’t like surprises, you can hit the jump for the full Accomplishment list.

PRICE CHOPPER – 20
Survive the Dead Center campaign.

MIDNIGHT RIDER – 20
Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.

RAGIN’ CAJUN – 20
Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.

WEATHERMAN – 20
Survive the Hard Rain campaign.

BRIDGE BURNER – 20
Survive the Parish campaign.

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE – 35
Survive all campaigns on Expert.

THE REAL DEAL – 35
Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES – 30
Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

HEAD HONCHO – 15
Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.

CLUB DEAD – 15
Use each melee weapon to kill Common Infected.

CHAIN OF COMMAND – 15
Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.

TANK BURGER – 30
Kill a Tank with melee weapons.

SHOCK JOCK – 30
Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD – 30
Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.

ARMORY OF ONE – 15
Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.

BURNING SENSATION – 15
Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN – 20
Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.

SEPTIC TANK – 15
Use a bile bomb on a Tank.

CRASS MENAGERIE – 30
Kill one of each Unusual Infected.

DEAD IN THE WATER – 20
Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they’re in the water.

ROBBED ZOMBIE – 15
Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.

CL0WND – 15
Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.

FRIED PIPER – 15
Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.

LEVEL A CHARGE – 15
Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they’re charging.

ACID REFLEX – 15
Kill a Spitter before she’s able to spit.

A RIDE DENIED – 15
Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.

STACHE WHACKER – 15
Prove you are faster than Moustachio.

GONG SHOW – 15
Prove you’re stronger than Moustachio.

GUARDIN’ GNOME – 30
Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.

WING AND A PRAYER – 30
Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.

SOB STORY – 30
Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE – 30
Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any
alarms.

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER – 30
Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.

HEARTWARMER – 20
In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS – 15
Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

QUALIFIED RIDE – 15
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.

BACK IN THE SADDLE – 15
As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET – 20
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter’s acid patch.

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS – 15
As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS – 15
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.

SCATTERING RAM – 20
As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.

MEAT TENDERIZER – 20
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER – 15
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.

BEAT THE RUSH – 15
In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

HUNTING PARTY – 15
Win a game of Scavenge.

GAS GUZZLER – 20
Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.

CACHE AND CARRY – 20
Collect – 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.

SCAVENGE HUNT – 15
Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.

FUEL CRISIS – 15
Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.

GAS SHORTAGE – 30
Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.

Via Destructoid

Salem and Rios doesn’t want EA Montreal to have nice things. In the above, the two digital stars of Army of Two: the 40th Day can be seen wrecking their creator’s office with a particularly high-powered and precise weapon. We’re not exactly sure what their beef is, but we’re guessing it has something to do with the reduction of fist-bumping animations in the upcoming and toned down follow-up to Army of Two.

Talking of office trashing, this isn’t the first video EA Montreal has published with the two digital bros messing with real people. In early August, we watched the two mingle with office staff, drink coffee, and bust up a copy machine. The vid gave us a few chuckles, and more importantly, an early look at the game’s tech. Hip stuff.

Interested in Army of Two: the 40th Day now? Check out this literature, bro.

Via Destructoid